April 24, 2014
Mysterious ‘Dirty Pillow’ Owner Identity Revealed

Remember that filthy looking pillow that sat in the Marshall Center student office for years? 

I know. You don’t want to remember. Neither do I. However, it is our duty to admit that we simply cannot block out the memory.

A thorough investigation conducted by MicroNewsfeed whistle blower Sherlock Knows has revealed the identity of the “mysterious pillow” owner.

Safia Khawaja. Yes. You read it right and you read it HERE first. Safia from Nepal/Pakistan/America is the one responsible for leaving the pillow in the office for years. She then denied having known anything about it.

How do we know Safia is the one responsible?

Simple.

  1. The pillow was made in Nepal. Safia was born in Nepal
  2. The pillow was exported from Pakistan. Safia is also from Pakistan. 
  3. A member of her own pillow team snitched on her during an investigation about an unrelated charge. Hajjah Kamara ratted Safia out when MicroNewsfeed questioned her about allegedly rigging the Iron Chef results.

A leaked photo shows Safia with her underground pillow importing team receiving a shipment from Pakistan. The boxes contain thousands of nasty looking pillows with yellow stains already on them. 

Safia is said to have formed her own underground “nasty pillow” importing group sometime in 2010. After a few good years of leaving pillows in random places with no other reason except trolling on innocent MSA members who do nothing but chat and gossip in the org. office, Safia took her underground group to the next level. 

She formed the pillow mafia otherwise known as “P.D.” 

P.D. stands for “pillow development.” 

This photo was taken in 2011 at the height of Safia’s success. 

After knowing all the “facts”, there is no other logical conclusion to come to. 

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Filed under: Pillow 
February 27, 2014
With this campaign we aim to help prevent future human right violations by reaching 10,000 signatures http://thndr.it/1jhgc8y

With this campaign we aim to help prevent future human right violations by reaching 10,000 signatures http://thndr.it/1jhgc8y

February 5, 2014
Reema Saga. Episode 4

Reema when she was a kid. Dont ask me how I have this photo. Even if you did ask me, I couldn’t tell you because I dont even know. 

I have a theory that, although Reema has PHYSICALLY grown, she has not actually MENTALLY grown.  Now im not saying she is stupid, I am saying that she is still a kid. Kids are funny. They chase butterflies and eat their boogers. Reema also does this. 

#science

Reema Saga. Episode 4

Reema when she was a kid. Dont ask me how I have this photo. Even if you did ask me, I couldn’t tell you because I dont even know.

I have a theory that, although Reema has PHYSICALLY grown, she has not actually MENTALLY grown. Now im not saying she is stupid, I am saying that she is still a kid. Kids are funny. They chase butterflies and eat their boogers. Reema also does this.

#science

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Filed under: reema reemasaga 
January 27, 2014
It must be weird

To be on instagram in the bathroom. Looking at peoples pictures as you take a dump.

January 27, 2014
Selfies

Ruined society.

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Filed under: selfies 
January 25, 2014
When you fumble your phone….

….And catch it again 😎 go and brush ya shouldas offff

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Filed under: phone drop G status 
January 24, 2014
Reema Saga. Episode 3

Reema has discovered that peanut butter tastes amazing. She is about to test the taste of a cookie dipped in peanut butter. She has yet to discover Nutella. I fear the say she discovers Nutella.

Reema Saga. Episode 3

Reema has discovered that peanut butter tastes amazing. She is about to test the taste of a cookie dipped in peanut butter. She has yet to discover Nutella. I fear the say she discovers Nutella.

January 23, 2014
SJP

Our SJP filmed for our divestment promo video today. I was worried that not many people would participate but it actually turned out great. I was surprised to see so many people willing to be apart of the video. Our campaign is really coming together and I can’t wait to see the results of our hard work. 😎😎😎😎😎

January 23, 2014
Not even one bit

Not even one bit

(Source: bambhibabe, via kisedbyfire)

January 22, 2014

What does God mean to you? Reblog your thoughts

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Filed under: god Allah philosophy islam 
January 22, 2014
"Beauty Sleep"

This is Reema. This is day 2 of the Reema Saga. Reema often sleeps throughout the day. She also sleeps throughout the night. Her sleep cycle is unusual. She is always asleep but always on whatsapp. How is that possible? Scientists Say that this is actually a well known phenomenon called “ReemaDreama”. Its when the lazy cells overpower the cells that actually work to do something, causing a feeling of lethargy and low energy levels. 

Stay tuned for more about Reema.

"Beauty Sleep"

This is Reema. This is day 2 of the Reema Saga. Reema often sleeps throughout the day. She also sleeps throughout the night. Her sleep cycle is unusual. She is always asleep but always on whatsapp. How is that possible? Scientists Say that this is actually a well known phenomenon called “ReemaDreama”. Its when the lazy cells overpower the cells that actually work to do something, causing a feeling of lethargy and low energy levels.

Stay tuned for more about Reema.

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Filed under: reema reemzquotes 
January 21, 2014
Prayer before travel.

Prayer before travel.

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Filed under: islam Allah Muslim prayer 
January 21, 2014

Chile bans Palestino football club ‘anti-Israel’ shirt
BBC - The Chilean football federation has banned a top division team from using a new shirt that has the number one shaped as the map of Palestine before the creation of Israel.
Palestino, a club founded by the large Palestinian community in Chile, has used the new kit in three matches.
Jewish organisations complained that the design implied that all the land was Palestinian.
The Chilean federation said it opposed any form of discrimination.
It also issued a fine of $1,300 (£800) to the Santiago-based club.
Palestino unveiled the new shirts in December, keeping the club’s traditional colours, matching those of the Palestine flag - red, green and black.
However, it replaced the number one by a map of Palestine before the UN voted on the partition of the region in 1947.
Jewish organisations in Chile complained, but it was the owner of first division club Nublense, Patrick Kiblisky, who put forward a formal complaint against Palestino.
"We cannot accept the involvement of football with politics and religion," he said.
It took several weeks for the football authorities to act and in the meantime the new kit continued to be used.
The federation said it had decided to punish Palestino because it was opposed to “any form of political, religious, sexual, ethnic, social or racial discrimination”.
The club argued that it had used the same design in previous seasons.
On its Facebook page, the club makes clear its views on the Middle East: "For us, free Palestine will always be historical Palestine, nothing less."
Chile is home to one of the largest Palestinian communities outside the Middle East, says the BBC’s Gideon Long in Santiago.
Palestino was founded in 1920 by immigrants in the south of Chile, according to the club’s website. It became a professional football team in 1952 and has won the league twice.
Photo via ilovechile.cl

Chile bans Palestino football club ‘anti-Israel’ shirt

BBC - The Chilean football federation has banned a top division team from using a new shirt that has the number one shaped as the map of Palestine before the creation of Israel.

Palestino, a club founded by the large Palestinian community in Chile, has used the new kit in three matches.

Jewish organisations complained that the design implied that all the land was Palestinian.

The Chilean federation said it opposed any form of discrimination.

It also issued a fine of $1,300 (£800) to the Santiago-based club.

Palestino unveiled the new shirts in December, keeping the club’s traditional colours, matching those of the Palestine flag - red, green and black.

However, it replaced the number one by a map of Palestine before the UN voted on the partition of the region in 1947.

Jewish organisations in Chile complained, but it was the owner of first division club Nublense, Patrick Kiblisky, who put forward a formal complaint against Palestino.

"We cannot accept the involvement of football with politics and religion," he said.

It took several weeks for the football authorities to act and in the meantime the new kit continued to be used.

The federation said it had decided to punish Palestino because it was opposed to “any form of political, religious, sexual, ethnic, social or racial discrimination”.

The club argued that it had used the same design in previous seasons.

On its Facebook page, the club makes clear its views on the Middle East: "For us, free Palestine will always be historical Palestine, nothing less."

Chile is home to one of the largest Palestinian communities outside the Middle East, says the BBC’s Gideon Long in Santiago.

Palestino was founded in 1920 by immigrants in the south of Chile, according to the club’s website. It became a professional football team in 1952 and has won the league twice.

Photo via ilovechile.cl

(Source: israelfacts)

January 21, 2014
This is Reema. Reema is an interesting character. She is always laughing and smiling (except for when she’s always crying). Is that even possible? To laugh and cry at the same time all the time? They are two different emotions on the opposite side of the human feelings spectrum. How on earth does she do both simultaneously? Its not even the laughing cry either. Its the cry because if something sad and laugh because of something funny. Its weird. But it’s Reema. Anything is possible with Reema. I will now be posting something about Reema every single day until she buys a brother food AND gathers 200 signatures all by herself. I will keep you all posted. Good day.

This is Reema. Reema is an interesting character. She is always laughing and smiling (except for when she’s always crying). Is that even possible? To laugh and cry at the same time all the time? They are two different emotions on the opposite side of the human feelings spectrum. How on earth does she do both simultaneously? Its not even the laughing cry either. Its the cry because if something sad and laugh because of something funny. Its weird. But it’s Reema. Anything is possible with Reema. I will now be posting something about Reema every single day until she buys a brother food AND gathers 200 signatures all by herself. I will keep you all posted. Good day.

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Filed under: reema awkward reemzquotes 
September 12, 2013
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