Remember that filthy looking pillow that sat in the Marshall Center student office for years?
I know. You don’t want to remember. Neither do I. However, it is our duty to admit that we simply cannot block out the memory.
A thorough investigation conducted by MicroNewsfeed whistle blower Sherlock Knows has revealed the identity of the “mysterious pillow” owner.
Safia Khawaja. Yes. You read it right and you read it HERE first. Safia from Nepal/Pakistan/America is the one responsible for leaving the pillow in the office for years. She then denied having known anything about it.
How do we know Safia is the one responsible?
- The pillow was made in Nepal. Safia was born in Nepal
- The pillow was exported from Pakistan. Safia is also from Pakistan.
- A member of her own pillow team snitched on her during an investigation about an unrelated charge. Hajjah Kamara ratted Safia out when MicroNewsfeed questioned her about allegedly rigging the Iron Chef results.
A leaked photo shows Safia with her underground pillow importing team receiving a shipment from Pakistan. The boxes contain thousands of nasty looking pillows with yellow stains already on them.
Safia is said to have formed her own underground “nasty pillow” importing group sometime in 2010. After a few good years of leaving pillows in random places with no other reason except trolling on innocent MSA members who do nothing but chat and gossip in the org. office, Safia took her underground group to the next level.
She formed the pillow mafia otherwise known as “P.D.”
P.D. stands for “pillow development.”
This photo was taken in 2011 at the height of Safia’s success.
After knowing all the “facts”, there is no other logical conclusion to come to.